The Boy asked me to watch grandma while we’re in Walmart for a little while he went to go see if they had a particular sweatshirt she wanted, and I swear to god I look up and she’s GONE. I thought she was super fucking fast because I did a run around of the whole health/beauty/home/toys/electronics area and she was nowhere to be seen. Turns out that she’s just turtle slow and really clever. She was like literally almost where I left her.