Mom: oh wow! It looks great. Who is she?
Hermes: 8’D!!
Me:
Mom:
Me: I give up. I’m going to become an accountant
Tag: conversations with the gods
Me: Hermes I’m so scared of my deadlines, I could really use some help
Hermes: *swinging by on a hoverboard* THAT’S ALL ON YOU, BABE
Me:….That’s fair
In the bead section at walmart
Hermes: THEY’RE PERFECT. You want them. Get them now instead of later.
Me: But money 
Hermes: *shakes beads*
Me: But saving moneeeeeeey
Hermes:
Me:
Hermes: *pulls out a chain full of coin charms*
Me:
Hermes: *SHAKES COINS AGGRESSIVELY*
Me: >_>…..fine
The Carving Witch 