My alternate-ending-of-hobbit-fanfiction-turned-porn piece has more hits on AO3 than the actual piece with actual chapters and plot and stuff
Some bitchass vegan is trying to start a fight with me on reddit because I complained that one of my vegan classmates sent the group chat a picture of pigs being skinned.
I respect your desire to not eat meat, therefore I expect you to refrain from sending the group chat pictures of skinned pigs. I’ve seen plenty of dead animals in my time, but the group chat did not ask for that, nor is that an appropriate reaction to me literally saying that I DON’T judge your eating habits. I said DON’T. He sent this after I said I DON’T.
Fuck both of you.

no gender im FERAL
hhyujhuuugggghmgnggnuggrrrrrrr *loses all domestication*
Mom and I were talking about traveling to different planets and colonies on Mars and meeting aliens and stuff like that, and she paused and said, “If life on Earth ends and we need to flee to a different planet, we’ll all need to work together. But also the first time a man pulls some shit, all the women need to murder him so everyone’s clear that we’re restarting society and we’re not bringing that shit with us. We’re not doing this again.”
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
So I was looking at those “vitamin” and “aromatherapy” vapes
And they say that they’re made of oils? Which leads me to believe they’re using aromatherapy essential oils, and that’s terrifying? Like how much damage could you be doing to your lungs inhaling that??








