this is why I love this joke:
Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others
My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide
Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other
When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”
i arrive at mount olympus
wine: invented
pirates: dolphins
dick: outi am instantly welcomed onto mount olympus
Every time a neurotypical says “it must not have mattered to you if you forgot it” they owe people with executive dysfunction $1
How Every Member Voted on the House Health Care Bill
Here are the receipts. Remember who said yes. Remember and vote them out. They made sure THEY had protections because of their positions while screwing over millions of us. All seats in the House will be up for election in 2018.
Vote them OUT in 2018.
Remember to be petty in 2018 and fire your reps 😊😊😊😊😊
kinda wanna learn french and live in a cute cottage in france gardening and selling floral arrangements ..??????????????















