why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
I love this post
Them: hey man if you jump into the water you’ll fucking drown Me: i’m all in baby
“Away with you!” I exclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren
“Oh, but we have anything you could ever want,” she cooed. I shook my head.
“I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!” The siren paused for a moment.
“Dank Memes,” she said, “The Dankest Memes you co–” Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water.
If they sang about bread I would probably die.
If they sang “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis” I’d probs die real quick. 🤷🏻♀️
The thing that I hate about atheism as a movement is that it doesn’t just want to critique the hegemony of Western Christianity, it wants to kill spirituality. There is no joy, there is nothing about it that isn’t founded in a pessimism that sees itself as so self-important that it cannot exist outside of destruction. The face of atheism is a white male disgruntled ex-Christian who decided that if he can’t find joy in religion, then nobody else can. There’s a leftover missionary sensibility to “enlighten” people to atheism that exposes itself as racist, antisemitic, and islamophobic, that’s ultimately not unlike the dominance exerted through colonial Christianity
Atheism ™ is just western Christianity with the spirituality removed.
It is still as proselytizing, self-important and violent as it ever was. It retains the obedience-culture and ‘morality’ of western Christianity dismissing all other thought as primitive and barbaric.
This was my experience with it. The world of an atheist is incredibly empty and drab. Now that I’ve also been an animistic pagan, I can see that modern Protestantism is nearly as empty as atheism. I just want people to know that there are other options. It doesn’t have to be one all-consuming god or nothing at all.
Ingredients:
8 oz rice noodles
1 can lite coconut milk
3 tbsp maple syrup
¼ cup Soy Sauce or Liquid Aminos
½ cup sunflower seed butter
1 tsp grated ginger
2 cloves minced garlic
1 tbsp sriracha
2 large carrots thinly peeled or julienned
1 cup frozen peas
(feel free to throw in peppers, mushrooms, tofu etc.)
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Garnish:
sesame seeds
cilantro
lime
scallions
.
Directions:
1. Bring a large pot of water to a boil and cook rice noodles according to package instructions. Drain and rinse under cold water and return to pot
2. Meanwhile, make the sauce by combining coconut milk, maple syrup, soy sauce, sriracha, ginger and garlic together in pan over medium heat. Whisk frequently until sauce begins to thicken.
3. Toss carrots and peas with the noodles, pour the hot sauce over top and gently mix together.
4. Top with sesame seeds, lime, cilantro and any other fix-ins you desire!
Enjoy! #letscookvegan #entree
Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town
senator: okay how do we fuck over as many people as possible but make it sound good
other senator: okay okay hear me out, we fuck over people by destroying net neutrality which is something they’ve shown to care about but we call it something that sounds like they’d agree with
Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]
Sen. Cotton, Tom [R-AR]
Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]
Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]
Sen. Paul, Rand [R-KY]
Sen. McConnell, Mitch [R-KY]
Sen. Rubio, Marco [R-FL]
Sen. Sasse, Ben [R-NE]
Sen. Tillis, Thom [R-NC]
why am I never surprised to see my spineless wet sack of a senator Rubio on this kind of bullshit
CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES
TELL THEM TO VOTE AGAINST THE “RESTORING INTERNET FREEDOM” ACT
my weirdest childhood phase was my phase when i developed personalities for every volcano across the globe and created complex stories for them
reblog and tag your weirdest childhood phase
hi, i dont have an answer to this question, i’m just hear to tell you that i would read a book about this. fuck it, i would read a whole fucking series about this. i’m self-insert shipping vesuvius with myself as we speak.
The Carving Witch 