me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming
my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.
We are open to every branch of Heathenry that isn’t folkish/racist. Any bigoted bullshit will be kicked alt-right out.
We are curse positive. Both in how many times we say “fuck” and our opinions about cursing people.
Non-Heathens, Eclectics and Allies are welcome. But the server is first and foremost designed for queer heathens. Heathen hospitality will give you a warm meal when you are hungry, a cloak when you are cold and work when you are bored. Trying to take advantage, or disrespecting your host or their space will give you a swift kick in the rump.
New practitioners are encouraged to ask questions and more experienced practitioners are encouraged to help with things Google can’t. The server also encourages independent research, scientific inquiry and productive discourse.
We also have channels for godspouses to meet and mingle.
There aren’t that many roles and channels right now, as we would like them to grow and change with the community. We’re a work in progress :).
Today, the Trump administration announced that they will be reinstating the US military ban on transgender people. This policy not only affects the livelihoods of thousands upon thousands of transgender military personnel, but also paves the way for further acts of bigotry and hate in our government and communities.
We are hosting an emergency fundraiser for our friends at the National Center for Transgender Equality and for ACLU Nationwide. The two scents that are going live are being pulled from a future coffee-themed update that was slated for 2018. I specifically chose these scents because they are cheery and uplifting – without the usual highly-specific sociopolitical context that we attached to many of our fundraiser scents—in the hopes that it will sell well and sell quickly so that we can be as effective as possible in helping out. Help us take an immediate stand to fight this unconstitutional, immoral, and unnecessarily cruel ban.
Even if you choose not to make a purchase, please consider donating to or volunteering with the NCTE and/or ACLU. Stand with the transgender community, and be a compassionate and hard-working ally to all marginalized groups whose civil rights, livelihood, happiness, health and well-being are being trampled by this administration.
IRISH COFFEE BUTTERCREAM Irish whiskey, granulated sugar, brown sugar, whipped cream, buttercream and coffee.
so both the ancient greeks and romans and the ancient egyptians had a fertility god with a giant perpetual erection (priapus and min respectively) and i like to imagine that it was a good conversation starter for them
The Carving Witch 