“hey karli did you ever make any more of those weird motivational animals?”
well friend
that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
Sounds like something a vampire would say
Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.


My friend’s grandmother’s house. It’s on a little private island in the middle of a lake.
My dream home!!! It’s gorgeous!
Anubis, Lord of the dead, weigher of hearts, I offer my praise.
Sharp of wit and quick of foot, the one who skillfully wields his dagger.
Tepy-Dju-ef, upon your mountain, guiding souls with your steady and gentle hands.
Yours is the care of those dearly departed, your hand always outstretched to those who venture toward the scales, ushering them towards eternity.
You have unrivaled empathy and gentleness of heart, kindness shines in your eyes.
Anubis, protector of tombs, skilled embalmer, guide of souls, weigher of hearts, Lord of the dead. I offer my praise.



















