My classmate, an old white guy, talking about my monsters at the opening: you should put clothes on them. like a tutu on that one and on the purple one a string bikini. That’s my fantasy anyway.
Me: *sips wine and raises eyebrows* I sure haven’t heard enough about men’s fantasies lately.
Guys. I have seven active blogs now. Seven. That I semi-regularly post on. Seven
“Kitty Kommercial”
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the day may come when this post crosses my dash and I do not reblog it but friends
today
is not that day
This is a good commercial
Everything from the woman pretending to be a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN to “midnight in a coffin” to “try this new thing called Dog”Its all good shit
I’m in Atlanta and looking for a kittt asfjfkftxgzg
I was making ramen while my classmate was cooking up some Korean food, and when I dumped the noodles into the water he leans over, and with the tone voice that he’s divulging some great tip goes “You know, it’s better if you put it in boiling water”
Like bitch. You fool. You absolute wanker. I’m a gremlin in sweat pants, do I LOOK like I have the patience to wait for it to boil? Boy I know how to make pasta I’m just too fucking impatient I want my noodles NOW
SLURP SLURP BITCH
The Carving Witch 