Tbh I wish the moon had stayed where it was and ushered in an age of darkness and blood magic but hey you can’t have it all
ah yes, the solar eclipse, that glorious event every few years when apollo does something so incredibly stupid that artemis has to yell at him in broad daylight in front of half of the world
when u yell at your brother so hard that it makes the world go dark for several minutes
I love how vintage her style is. Very talented.
XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming.
[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”
i just read the sentence “lawns are nature purged of sex and death” and i love it and also fuck lawns
I am thankful for baby animals, adult animals and animals

































