amyalexandra-reptiles:

I fed Bart some crickets yesterday and suddenly something in his lizard brain glitched and he sat like this. He sat like a dog.

Error 404: Geck not found.

Booting program file: Dog.

blueelectricangels:

pervocracy:

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

5 Ways to Support Kinky Sex Workers After FOSTA/SESTA

spaceelfbunny:

FOSTA/SESTA is a law meant to curb sex trafficking, but it’s destroying jobs across the US. Websites like Craigslist and Backpage are closing their doors on sex workers to prevent legal trouble, and your favorite content creators could be next.

Camgirls, sugar babies, pro dom/mes, and those who sell premium content like Snapchats and Kik sessions could all be in danger of losing their jobs if their sites and apps delete their accounts, but you can help. Here are 5 ways to support kinky sex workers after FOSTA/SESTA:

1. Sign the White House petition to repeal FOSTA/SESTA before April 26th

2. Share the White House petition to repeal FOSTA/SESTA on your kink AND vanilla social media (Fetlife/Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr/etc.)

3. Donate or buy merch from one or more of these sex worker organizations:

Red Light Legal – Money goes to getting sex workers legal representation (Donate, Merch)

Sex Workers Outreach Project Behind Bars – Money goes to getting incarcerated and recently released sex workers necessities like food, clothes, and toiletries (Donate)

St James Infirmary – Money goes to food, clothes, toiletries, and medical services for active sex workers (Donate, Merch)

4. Support your favorite sex workers by purchasing their premium content, donating to them, or buying supplies from their Amazon wishlists

5. Promote your favorite sex workers’ content on your kink-friendly social media pages (Fetlife/Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr/etc.)

Image source: Engadget

7mangoes:

forgive me father for I am back on my bullshit

littleclaycoffeepot:

Working on the next part of my goldfish series. Thanks to Vietnamese coffee

If anyone wants to check out my art I made a new blog

@littleclaycoffeepot

Mostly ceramic sculpture with some acrylic paintings

quietpinetrees:

“Just as sailors shared legends of lovely fish-people, spacefarers reported sightings of “starmaids,” whose beautiful forms tapered into comet tails. It was a convenient way to explain the whispers they heard from outside the hull, and an excuse to avoid sleeping near the windows.”
-QuietPineTrees

all-that-slithers:

when people ask what kind of fish they can keep in an unheated, unfiltered 1 gallon tank

inkxlenses:

Free as the wind and tides (Organza Al Ahmar)

wtffundiefamilies:

hymnsofheresy:

mysticismmess:

frislander:

@mysticismmess @hymnsofheresy this is us right here, isn’t it?

I only spread minor trinitarian heresies 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

I mean…….those plot points aren’t even THAT heretical fjsbsbdhdhxhxj.

This Catholic approves.