kaijuno:

adenil-umano:

“The way they defeated the aliens in Star Trek Beyond is unrealistic!”

For your convenience, here is a list of some other ways Star Trek villains have been defeated:

• By Kirk reciting the Declaration of Independence really passionately
• Kirk literally fighting himself
• Kirk fighting himself again (this time while Spock watched)
• Fat tribbles eating the problem away
• Dr. McCoy applying mortar to an acidic rock creature
• Spock mind-melding with a probe
• Literal whales
• The power of love defeating V’ger
• Spock killing Kirk instead of having sex (Kirk got better)
• An omnipotent being got his ass grounded by his parents
• By doing literally nothing and history happened the way it would have anyway (plus there was a cat who turned into a hot lady)
• The crew dressed up in suits and threatened to shoot gangsters
• Kirk explaining birth control to an overpopulated planet
• By making children cry

So you see, Beyond is actually well within the Star Trek tradition of ridiculousness. 

tag yourself im “by making children cry”