I was making ramen while my classmate was cooking up some Korean food, and when I dumped the noodles into the water he leans over, and with the tone voice that he’s divulging some great tip goes “You know, it’s better if you put it in boiling water”

Like bitch. You fool. You absolute wanker. I’m a gremlin in sweat pants, do I LOOK like I have the patience to wait for it to boil? Boy I know how to make pasta I’m just too fucking impatient I want my noodles NOW

SLURP SLURP BITCH