owlmylove:

unexpected places i consistently find myself in college:

– on a roof that i definitely should not be on. police may or may not follow

– in someone’s bathtub at a houseparty, usually drinking wine and talking gossip with whoever’s currently using the toilet

– in an art museum or botanical garden with a cute female friend of mine as i realize i have once again been taken on a stealth lesbian date

– sitting on the floor of a historic building in a cocktail dress during a gala/formal, eating chicken wings and/or stealing dozens of shrimp skewers 

– in a walmart at 2 or 3 or 4am. sometimes i’m wearing a pirate hat. other times i’m sitting on the fabric cutting table in the arts dept. sometimes i steal a fish

– on top of a sofa or tabletop, screaming the lyrics to mr. brightside 

– waffle house. always, always, waffle house