alivannarose:

Jesus, literally anytime anyone said, “Ugh. Those people ought to know their place.”

“THESE PEOPLE???”  Grabs them, embraces them. “YOU MEAN MY PEOPLE???” Aggressively kneels and washes their feet while staring at the person sneering. “THEY ARE MINE.  MY DARLING BELOVED PEOPLE. I COMMAND THAT YOU LOVE THEM THE WAY YOU LOVE ME.”

Christians today, like, all the time:

“Ugh. Those people ought to know their place.”