“Non-Jews can practice Kabbalah”

goy-bullshit-translator:

Translation: Kabbalah is just some mysticism witchy shit, right? Throw some herbs over a fire, say Hashem’s name three times into a mirror at midnight and there you go. I see no reason why I, a goy, couldnt practice it. I’ve certainly met the extensive requirements for the study of Kabbalah, and have zero need to be educated on the history, importance, and risk of study. Nah, I’ll just write Hebrew letters and say i know what it means.