A conversation

At the airport bar where I’m supposed to be cheering myself up with Mac and cheese and a mai tai.

Bartender 2: Have you been helped?

Me: Yes, thank you.

Bartender 2: [To BT1] Did you ID her?

BT1: Yes.

BT2: Did she pass?

BT1: Barely.

Thanks guys. People haven’t been condescending enough to me today.