thetransintransgenic:

severalowls:

severalowls:

severalowls:

*buys a forest fire fighting plane and seed bombs every golf course in america with native species and a shit ton of earthworms*

*hacks the john deere mainframe and makes all their tractors drive through the fences of gated communities and cultivate their lawns with sustainable crops*

*blows up a bank*

sorry what

My one critique is that if you hack the John Deere mainframe the FIRST thing you should do is push an update that removes all the DRM from the tractors.

and THEN…