wicked-bitch-of-thewest:

breelandwalker:

witchyroses:

elodieunderglass:

geekyisgoodbristol:

pervocracy:

nudityandnerdery:

seananmcguire:

lindsayribar:

rcmclachlan:

justanxietythings:

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!

Thanks, Houston, we’re Oh Your Porn Has Emotions Now and you’ve been great.

Hey guys, it’s Just Just Just and The Actuallys and this is our album “Italics”

We’re Lots of Subordinate Clauses and this is our new single “This Sentence is Too Long (When you reach the end you can’t remember how it started)”

Hellooooo Stonehenge! Here’s Pedantic & Pretentious, with our latest single, “This Should Have Ended Five Minutes Ago.”

(Proceeds to play a three minute long song)

You’ve been great, LA! We are Unfinished Drafts!

Hello New York! We are REPETITIVE SENTENCE STRUCTURE! And let’s give it up for our openers, Too Many Adverbs!

Hello and… and welcome to… excessive semicolons… and ellipses

This has been A Damn Lot of Dashes and the Effusive Gerunds, thanks Columbus and good night!