domestic fantasy

glumshoe:

Meet a beautiful woman.

Find out she’s actually a selkie who has left her seal skin hidden so that she may return to the sea.

Put the seal skin into a secure trunk.

Give the selkie the keys.

Move to the seaside, learn to cook seafood, marry the selkie, raise a family on the shoreline, devote life to ocean conservation, work in tandem with seal wife to monitor marine health.