koryos:

Let’s take a moment to think about flexibility, love, and Rhinopoma spp.

Consider:

• six species of flying cave goblins
• they are bat beanpoles. arms fo days. legs fo mins. please nourish yourselves
• echolocate through their noses but subtly
• genus name means “nose fruit” (???? they’re not even fruit bats)
• they actually kind of suck at flying but have been known to chase beetles on foot
• that tail though
• roost in the goddamn pyramids, that’s right, these are actual tomb bats
• here’s a picture of two having an argument:

• that looks fake but okay
• also they are small

In conclusion, if you didn’t know that these bats existed, you do now and your life is improved.

Photo sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5