alethiometrix:

thecarvingwitch:

micspam:

im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

I think by nature, cats were the ones who taught us the f word

Is it possible that we invented the expletive use of the f word BECAUSE of cats? As in “oh, FUCK, there goes my goblet” “what didst thou say” “I’m not sure but I like it.”