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fwiw I keep seeing Fyre Festival reports that talk about ‘feral dogs’ and implying the guests were in danger, and I can’t find any evidence supporting this. I CAN, however, find multiple reports of a stray dog problem (nicknamed ‘potcakes’ for the food that the locals feed them) that are completely sweet and not at all dangerous on the island they’re staying at.

So, from what I can gather, a bunch of rich kids saw dogs without collars and immediately started talking about FERAL BEASTS WITH UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR HUMAN BLOOD!!!! so, that’s fun. 

However, there IS a serious overpopulation of dogs and cats on the island and HERE IS A SITE WHERE YOU CAN ADOPT SOME DOGS!!!! dw they accept out of country adoptions if u do adopt pls name them Fyre Festival as proof that good things can come from hilariously awful circumstances.