Date a girl who thinks she might be a goddess of the wild. Date a girl who has sharp teeth and a shaggy untameable mane of hair that goes down to her knees. Date a girl who no longer tries to comb her hair or shave her legs and arms as she’s broken every brush and razor she’s ever bought within days. Date a girl who can intimidate wild predatory animals into servitude with nothing more than a stare. Date a girl who is drawn towards the wilderness and sometimes disappears for weeks or even months sometimes, eating rabbits and deer, but is always drawn back to civilization because she misses her friends, her family, and of course, you.