zeus: am i cute? No. But do i have a nice personality? Also no
hera: out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
ares: u may think im a horrible person but deep deep down im even worse
aphrodite: if ur reading this i’m beautiful
hephaestus: occupation: the ugly friend
hermes: i suffer from awesomnia
apollo: just dropped my new single
it’s me
i’m single
artemis: i believe in annoyed at first sight
hestia: relationship status: lol
athena: i would lose weight but i hate losing
demeter: mood: done
hades: my favorite color is money
persephone: im cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
poseidon: i’m not “cute” awkward. i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
dionysus: i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
The Carving Witch 