trialless:

hellboundwitch:

I’m not saying witches are reckless, but I am saying that there sure are a whole lot of us who look at the warnings, glance at the instructions, and then throw out the guidebook like, “Fuck it, I’m a witch.”

Never leave a candle burning unattended unless you REALLY need something from the other room and you go get it and THERE IS A NICE BUG THERE AND IT LOOKS DEHYDRATED THIS IS YOUR TASK NOW

Before you begin be sure to groun- mhm mhm ahm yup mhm- and be doubly sure to cleanse your space aft- mmmmmhm mm yea

This spell really needs.. some broken glass. I only have.. intact glass. Hmm. Hmmmmmm..

How am I EVER gonna learn if I don’t ALMOST POISON MYSELF SEMI-REGULARLY