vermiciousyid:

With all the discussion of atheist/agnostic Jews and being remembered Jewish, here’s how I want to be remembered and handled when I die, at this point:

Wrap me in linen and toss me in the ground.  Cover with dirt.  Plant a tree there, let my body nourish it.  When it is strong, cut it down and turn it into a large number of baseball bats.  Use those bats to harm Nazis.