they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation
Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer
15 skeletons!
I love that Smithsonian article, because they’re like “nonono no – he wasn’t a serial killer! ben just let his friend use his home as a place to stash all the dead bodies that his friend was stealing from local graveyards. see? just a wacky misunderstanding, nothing sinister was going on at all.”
Don’t you mean a grave misunderstanding