noivern:

what you learn living with animals:

  • none of them are nice people and that cute disney animal concept u have is gonna be shattered
  • i dont think theres any such thing as a herbivore. deer, cows, kangaroos, they will all try to eat meat given half a chance
  • they all want to be inside the house. chickens? ducks? in the house. the neighbour’s cows? in the house. wild and very timid birds? in the house. wombats probably? in the h
  • animals have a magic ability to detect where you dont want them to be and head straight for it. 20 acres of pasture, dam, sheds, trees etc? nah. boring. that one garden bed you fenced off? its the only place they want to be

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