You guys know any good Pagan jokes? :)

thepaganstudygrouppage:

Define “good.”

• How does a witch find her coffee table in the dark?
  Widdershins.
• How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Hush, it’s oathbound.

• “Hello, this is the Pagan Hotline. How may I help you?” – “My priest put the athame on the wrong side of the cauldron!” – “Aah, let me connect you to the Gardnerian department.”

• What’s the difference between a New Ager and a pagan?
  About $500 a weekend.

• How many Thelemites does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None – Crowley never wrote a book about it.

– mountain hound

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