Witches

Movies: *wearing snazzy clothing, maybe a cloak*
Me: *sitting cross-legged on the floor in my underwear and a facial mask probably*
Movies: *has beautiful grimoire that’s been handed down through twelve generations*
Me: *has a messy pile of spells and info copied from the Internet*
Movies: *muttering Latin as they light their candles*
Me: *mumbling over a cigarette as I light my candles* do the magicks, lil fuckers.