This lady started freaking out on me because she lost her coupon (which would have saved her less than a dollar) and decided to get impatient with ME because SHE was taking a long time to get her shit together- then the pin pad conveniently broke and she threw a shit fit because tech problems are all my fault and I was obviously doing it on purpose to target her in particular.

She, a middle aged woman, assumedly with her prefrontal cortex all grown in and capable of reasoning (or hopefully, since when she opened her wallet she had a POLICE BADGE INSIDE), lost her fucking shit and started yelling at me at the checkout. While I, a twenty three year old, calmly handled her ass all the way out the fucking door- I came MICROTS from attacking this woman over the counter and losing my job today guys, I’m serious.

And then I got off register to be told that someone had smeared poop all over the women’s restroom. (????????????????????)