Irony at its finest

When a lot of kids are little a big thing is like “When I grow up, I’m going to be PRESIDENT” or “I’m gonna be a king/queen!”. When I was little I recognized that power meant responsibility and I was like fuck that shit, when I grow up I’m going to go into the woods and be an animal

23 years later I manage an entire store and everyone comes to me with their bitching and stupid bullshit and when something goes wrong everyone looks to me to fix it, when I’m as clueless as the next person because I’ve literally been there a month

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