An older lady comes in with her granddaughter, very preppily dressed and normal “grandma” looking, asks about the catnip. I finish explaining what it is.
Her: “So is this basically like marijuana for cats?”
Me: “Uh yes, that’s exactly what it’s like.”
Her: *leans in* “You know, I know it’s illegal and all, but I think our Lord Jesus made all the plants and we should get to enjoy them.” *winks at me and leaves with granddaughter*
I’ve had so many potheads come through and each is better than the last.
As the Lord intended
The Carving Witch 