So today I’m sorting through the damages bin, which no one likes to do except for me, because it’s in the secluded back room and is quiet and actually pretty calming. And I come across something, so I press the comm button and say into my headset:

“Hey guys, I’m doing damages and I just came across a decorative key that says “joy” and it’s broken in half. #relatable.”

From inside the office, I hear my boss crack a rib from laughing so hard