things that 101 pagan/wiccan/new-age books NEED to stop doing:
- the universe is made up of the Divine Sacred Feminine and Masculine! women are fertile and creative and passive! men are assertive and warlike!
- the Triune Goddess model. +100 for shoving random unrelated goddesses from totally different pantheons together
- okay kids here’s how u astral travel. it’s totally safe, just imagine white light and universal love and purity and all that shit. your Spirit Guides ™ are always there to protect you. protection? what protection?
- i’m just gonna throw in some chakras and ohms and dreamcatchers. white hippies love that shit!
- **~~find your gypsy spirit animal. follow for more new-age bullshit~~**
- the gods exist just to help you to personally find Enlightenment. you can just call on random gods from different pantheons like they’re the ghostbusters. reciprocity? lol nah. here’s a list of deities arranged by purpose like you’re picking candle colours.
- and here’s a list of angels! (but christians are also EVIL and THE WORST, don’t forget that.)
- the BURNING TIMES was a holocaust when millions of witches were slaughtered….
- everyone is wiccan. pagans are wiccan. heathens are wiccan. roman polytheists are wiccan. your mother is wiccan.
- everyone lives in the northern hemisphere and follows the Wheel of the Year! what do you mean you don’t have deer or oak trees where you come from?
This made my eyes bleed a little. So true though. Those kinds of books make me puke. Ughhhhh
Trueeee eek
YOUR MOTHER IS WICCAN omg i am screaming
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