I gotta know what the joke was that goes with that punch line, its killing me. Can you tell it, pretty please? :)

breelandwalker:

Oh it’s a good one…you’ll enjoy this.

So this older man and his wife go to church every Sunday. And every Sunday, halfway through the sermon, the husband falls asleep. It’s kind of a running gag in the congregation, but the wife is really embarrassed by it.

So one Sunday, determined to put an end to this nonsense, she puts a hatpin in her purse and sneaks it into the pew. The service progresses, the preacher starts in on his sermon, and sure enough, the man starts to nod. The woman steathily takes out the hatpin….

And just as the preacher is saying, “And He who divided the light from the dark and created the heavens and the earth…” the man leaps out of the pew and yells at the top of his lungs, “GOD ALMIGHTY!”

“Right you are, my son!” says the preacher proudly. The man looks confused and sits back down. The sermon goes on, and a few minutes later, the man starts to nod off again. Out comes the hatpin….

And just as the preacher is saying, “And He who died for our sins and rose again upon the third day…” the man leaps out of the pew and screams, “JESUS CHRIST!”

“Right you, are my son!” says the preacher. The man looks more disgruntled than confused this time, and he sits down, eyeballing his wife.

The sermon goes on, and a few minutes later, it looks like the man’s head is starting to droop. The wife reaches into her purse….

And just as the preacher is saying, “And Eve said unto Adam after the birth of their ninety-ninth child…” the man pre-emptively jumps out of the pew and hollers, “IF YOU STICK THAT GODDAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’M GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!”