I was at one of the shops in Universal the other day salivating over the swords in the cases, and since I already have a small collection of various small blades, from a batarang to my favorite little wood handled knife to a tiny knife concealed in a money clip, I asked The Boy if he’d mind if I started collecting weapons (I’m staring at this beautifully engraved sword) and he hesitates and we both look at each other and go “NOT GUNS”