green-witch-uprooted:

the-eclectic-wiccan:

gossipseer:

Other witches: *set up altar* *do involved spells* *use lots of ingredients*

Me: *literally just rubs amethyst all over my face* CALM ME, ASSLORD.

Actually me😂

Other witches: Light candle, make offering, pray, cast spell.

Me: *lights glass of whiskey on fire* “So, Odin, dude, now that I have your attention. Do me a solid.”