Once again I’m the confused Jew in the side pew, this time applauding damp babies. Though rubbing them in oil and waving candles around then seems a tad precarious?
Baptisms are weird af they put the kid in a mini wedding dress they’ll never wear again then dip them in fancy water
RIGHT? I honestly wanted to give them a card that said “congrats on your damp baby” but I went with a Hallmark generic instead. It’s much easier to be a Jewish girl because you’re born, and then you’re Jewish
This is hilarious
The Carving Witch 