Reasons to date a witch

I offered to fix The Boy’s necklace so the knots slid and were adjustable, and he told me that one of the reasons he was attracted to me was because of my practical skills and general capability to fend for myself, but he hadn’t wanted to say it because it sounded too much like something an evolutionary biologist would say, but when he said it, I felt so valuable

Don’t ever let you tell you practical skills aren’t sexy.