driftwood-in-the-sun:

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

Okay. But look. Hitting on satan with puns sounds like an awesome idea. Really. Truly.