I looooooove animals. Except I’m allergic to your major three pets: Dogs, cats, and birds. I recently had a bad allergic reaction to a king charles spaniel that has had me sick since saturday night. Yesterday, in my stuffy nose voice, I was describing how cute the dog was and the little snoot he had to one of my friends and The Boy is just like “See what I have to deal with?”

“But….but I love them so much.”

“I know, Sweetie”