Okay send me some good “place of business” curses.

blackbearmagic:

arachnospooky:

blackbearmagic:

I just got off the phone with HR at the lab.

Apparently, after reviewing my claim, they’ve determined that my acute tendinitis is not a work-related injury. Because doing the same set of motions 400-600 times a day, five days a week, is just fine and dandy and won’t lead to repetitive motion disorders. Nope, it had to have been a pre-existing condition. That company-employed doctor you saw was probably just saying it was work-related to make you feel better about yourself.

Now, naturally I’m going to fight this. Two of my uncles are lawyers. My father’s cousin owns a law firm with our family name. So I’m quite confident that, in the end, the company will pay up appropriately.

But I want to fling some shit of my own. It’s my full intent to fuck ‘em up legally and metaphysically.

So help a bear out. Give me your favorites. Make ‘em messy and mean. Hold back nothing. I have no love for this company anymore.

Damn, I’m so very sorry about this.

I’m not experienced in cursing, but if you"re definitely wanting to make a statement and wreck some shit, I think I recall you mentioning a megalodon tooth…?

I have at least two, yes.