I
was standing in line at Safeway today when the guy in front of me
helpfully leans over and goes “you might want to put those back” and
points out that there’s a little patch of fuzzy mold on one of the
berries. Keep in mind that this is two lbs of berries. I smile and say
that it’s one out of a hundred and buy them anyway.

No offense taken from berry guy, but if I had put them back, that’s
two whole pounds of perfectly good berries the store would have thrown
out. All I had to do when I got home was take that one berry out- I even
cut off the moldy part and the rest of it was fine. I just. Man. Two
whole pounds tho, dude