You must send in your application on the third full moon of the lunar year, while balancing an egg on your head and skipping rope
Your application must consist of: the bone of a cow (but we won’t tell you which), thirty examples of your best work (even though this grant is for emerging artists who have been working under three years), the Russian nuclear bomb codes, and the key to a city in North Dakota
Also the grant is $3 and it’s a loan
The Carving Witch 