i love modern witch aus
i love them – because they make me seem so much more magical and impressive than i actually am.
how about lazy modern witches au.
- – could do a banishing spell to get rid of bad vibes, watching netflix in pajamas instead.
- – charges coke with energy spell to keep awake, stays up all night writing in book of shadows.
- – needs a sigil for love and attraction… uses a heart with some extra flourishes thrown in.
- – could make charms from craft materials around the house, just enchants old jewellery instead.
- – needs various herbs for a spell – this perfume has some of the ingredients in it, it’ll do.
- – friend asks for spell at short notice… a candle spell it is, then.
- – wants to curse someone with an elaborately planned curse, just shoots them a dirty look for a curse instead because they aren’t worth the effort.
- – finds out its a full moon tonight, shoves all their crystals on the window sill, puts out a bowl of water and some charms that need charging. Feels extemely powerful and witchy.
- – “shit its beltane… um… I’ll light some candles and grab some roses from the shop up the road.”
It doesn’t have to be an “au” lol this is real life this is what being a lazy witch is like tbh
pssst op here, I am a v lazy witch – I made this to make fun of myself lolz.
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