spookyoverflow:

witch significant other problems:

“take a picture of this mushroom/toad/cloud/bird/tree for me”

“DON’T PUT THAT THERE!!! that’s a shrine/altar/etc”

“don’t dump that water out, it’s rainwater/moon water/whatever”

“sorry you tripped over my collection of bottles/jars/coins/whatever”

“look how beautiful the moon/this bird/this blade of grass/this perfectly ordinary herb leaf/etc is! no, look right now!”

“Could you get (such and such) object from (so and so) person? Pleeeaaaase?”

“Sorry for the smell, I was making oil/herb/other blends“

Getting left at the dinner table while they offer part of the dinner

“Oh, can we stop by this really obscure shop with weird shit in it- just for a sec.”

“I promise it’ll make your cold go away faster….Yes, I know it smells.“