4 am

Hermes: *pokes* I want a better altar.
Me: Okay, what would you like? Keep it simple though, I’m trying to keep you on the down low from the fam.
H: Okay… How about a statue of me, a bunch of amber, a bouquet of honeysuckles, some strawberries and to top it off at least 20 pictures of me.
Me: umm…
H: and instead of a candle lets do sparklers.