In New Age section at a Book Store

christowitch:

Me:*stands near some loud teens talking about witchcraft*
Them: omg are you a witch?!??
Me: yep
Them: for reals?
Me: yep
Them: omg swear. Really? Omg swear you are
Me: I am a witch.
Them: so you’re like Wiccan?
Me: nope I’m a Christian witch.
Them: ……..
Them: …….
Them: they make those?

“They make those”

I’m dying