Asshole Away

greydraconem:

Here is the promised spray to help keep shitty people away from you! Just in time for the holidays! 
I want to note that this is the first version I made, it isn’t a lasting spray and you would need to modify a few things for that effect. It works wonderfully as is for myself. 
The items used were chosen either for their magical properties, use as bug spray(which I mean, bugs are assholes so it went together well) or both. 
Enjoy and modify as you see fit! 

Items needed

• Spray bottle
• Salt
• Lavender
• Pepper (crushed red)
• Cloves
• Mint
• Food coloring

2 shot glasses full of water are the base, mixed in a microwave safe mug. Using from a herb shaker it was 1 shake salt, 1 shake crushed red pepper, 2 shake cloves, 3 drop mint oil, 1 shake lavender, 1 drop blue food coloring. 
Microwave for 1 min to heat and mix well. Smells like awesome. 

After the mix is warmed and has picked up some energy from the microwave I charged it between a piece of snowflake obsidian and crazy lace agate under some frankincense. 

Note that this will be an interesting tea color so do not spray it super close to any white fabrics unless you want to stain them. From far away it’s fine. 

To use spray on self before dealing with potentially shitty people. Reapply as needed. Which for me goes in a pattern of before work then again on my lunch. I spray myself and my hands, but being that what I do with people all day directly involves my hands, it makes sense. 

A side effect I’ve noticed of this is it also kills off some of the desire to be shitty to people who are just plain stupid acting but not assholes. Generally it just makes it easier to be happy!